Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games
I think I just died inside..
Fucking Richard Speight Jr. with his walking.. I’m dead
And Moose.. with his iphone
All hail the gym-shorts
Tonight I let my new housemate talk for fifteen minutes about how bisexuality isn’t a valid sexual orientation and that they’re just greedy and have no standards and need to pick one. And then I told her I was bisexual. The back-pedalling was so messy and hilarious.
Cameron Diaz has been with Jimmy for a lot of firsts.
Cameron was there since the beginning.